mumsawitch: On September 31st, 2013, Tumblr will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, stand on your dining room table, and do the macarena, all while singing, “I Will Survive”. After sending the video tape of the previous actions to me, then and only then will David Karp come down your chimney to tell you that your account will stay free. Pass it on, it must be...
seawithinmind: If J.K. Rowling said she was writing another HP book, I’d read it. I wouldn’t even care what it was about. It could be about Hedwig’s life delivering post with all the details about the bugs she ate and the owl dreams she had. Hell, I’d read a book written by J.K. Rowling from the perspective of Crookshanks, complete with paw prints and all. If it’s written by J.K. Rowling and...
atomicraspberry: In series 1 of the boosh, whenever Howard says “and this is Vince Noir” I always go, “all right”
Deleted lines from The Avengers script #5
Loki: Kneel before me.
Loki: I said....KNEEEEEELLLLL!!!
*Still no-one kneels*
Stuttgart Citizen: Was sagt er?
Stuttgart Citizen #2: Ich weiß nicht...
Loki: Oh. My apologies. KNIET NIEDER, IHR AMEISEN!!!
Please, reblog if you're among the BBC Sherlock...
but-darlings-the-show-must-go-on: badwolfbay-ten: iwilltakecareofu: weaponizedwit: aroundthesunlikeateddybear: talesofamagicallife: AND PROUD OF IT!!
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princeblainers: Justin - “I’ve applied to Dartmouth, Brown…” Brian - “Wait you’re going out of state?” Justin - “…What, you give a shit?” Brian - “It’s just the first I’ve heard of it, that’s all.” Justin - “…You do. You do give a shit! You give a shit! You so care about meee. You love me so much… … Brian Kinney gives a shit!” Brian - “Fuck you.”